I just needed to pop out for cigarettes. And what did I happen upon on the short walk to the petrol station? Signs and inscriptions which made me smile at the genius of our economy. Care for some? (klick=large)
financial crisis solved at the hairdresser's
financial crisis solved at the hairdresser’s.
kindergarden lookout
know thy extremeties
know thy extremities
no problem
In general, hairdressers offer a wide range of funny advertising. Problem-free hair. Why bother a psychiatrist.
lest I forget where I live
also nice: have the storeys numbered on the outside of your building. Lest you forget where you live.
expansion sparks
Some company this is! Quite allmighty

Simple minds, Sign o’ the times