ladies contest

Ah, if there were a way to have it out like those two ladies in real life.

Today, I just grew grumpy at rebellious young ladies drawing an almost insulted face on me as I reminded them of their duties neglected or chores forgotten. As I cannot sing at all – even if I could, it would be most weird if I did, anyways – I am looking for a better way of letting them know I am not pleased. Right now I am close to opting for giving them a row. Any better suggestions, anyone?
While considering, have a look at some female dispute brought to finest art.

Maria Stuart Contest, Agnes Baltsa + Edita Gruberova